Monday, July 23, 2007

Cheekbones, Barbarism & the Most Powerful (& Oldest) Senator on Earth

Robert Byrd loves dogs. Like a lot.

We respect that. If someone ever tried to train our fictional dogs Steve and Scooter to fight each other in a room filled with ex-NFL players (Michael Vick), who go by the alias Ron Mexico (Michael Vick), we'd turn to Sen. Byrd to save 'em.



Barbaric. Bar-bar-ic!

Hmm... you'd almost think he was talking about war or some other truly pressing issue that may decide the direction of the entire world as we know it. Whatevs -- as long as Steve and Scooter are safe.

Seriously, though, Byrd is not only the oldest, but probably the most powerful man on the Hill, holding not only the title of longest running Senator in office, but also the Chairman of the Senate Appropriations Committee. If he wants money to go to the dogs, it sure as hell will.

You'd think a man of such power, would dominate on the CSS©, but evidently, power and bone structure need not go hand it hand.


Hmmm, that's about a 3.5, however, let's keep in mind he's like 149 years old.

Let's look back in time.


Whoops! Still a CSS© 3.5! But we'll bump it up to 4 because he's watching out for future Steve and Scooter.

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