CFBS received its first request for review -- Dana Perino. You may be asking, "Who the hell is that?" So did we. Turns out she's Bush's deputy press secretary aka Tony Snow's No. 2. aka Katie Couric impersonator?
Um...yeah. Dan Rather doesn't like Katie "Dumb It Down, Tart It Up" Couric, and neither do we. However, having never seen Perino on the job (as they say, "if it ain't Tony Snow, it ain't worth watchin'"), CFBS can't say how much Perino is tarting up White House public affairs, but she sure is tarting up the CCS© (Chertoff Cheekbone Scale)! She lands in at an 8, just two points shy of Chertoff cheekbone perfection. Congratulations, girlfriend!
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Perino rocks my podium!
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