Sexy Senatorial Summer Series: Norm Coleman

Welcome to the inaugural edition of CFBS's Sexy Senatorial Summer Series! [Applause] The only summer series that points out the sexiness of U.S. senators. And, although we probably don't need to tell you, we'll be using this term "sexiness" in the loosest possible manner -- think of it as more like not as un-sexy as most other senators...in fact, let's just say that rule goes for this entire blog.

Anyway... let's get down to bizness!

Our very first Sexy Senator is Norm Coleman (R-Minn.). OK, so Norm may not be a Barry Obama (who, btw, will not be included in CFBS's SSSS because it's just too obvious -- i.e. he's not 105 years old), but he certainly deserves a shout out in this series.


Dang! Just look at those choppers! So they might be DaVinci veneers... we're cool with that. And yes, he might be slightly "fairy-like," as one CFBS contributor described him, or maybe even a true 'mo, as another CFBS affiliate said. Again, it doesn't matter! For the love of all that is slightly sexy in the Senate, at least he's not this:


Hmmm...is that Ted Kennedy (D-Mass.) or Jabba the Hut?


Close call. Anyway, back to our SSSS. Whether you dig Norm's exceptionally high forehead and dentures or not, you gotta agree that his bone structure is fairly impeccable. Just look at that Midwestern symmetry! You betchya, that's a solid 8 on the CSS©!