Kim Jong Il (aka Krazy Kim aka Yury Irenovich -- we kid you not, he was born in the USSR!) shut down one of North Korea's nuclear reactors (there's five), according to the International Atomic Energy Agency. They say Krazy Kim agreed to this in hopes that the international community would drop economic sanctions, thus, opening the doors to the free trade of Aquanet to maintain Krazy Kim's ridiculous hot mess of hair/wig.
Dang, that shit really is retarded. Clearly he's trying to compensate for his lack of fab bone structure. Honestly, we don't know if he even qualifies for a McCain-ranking on the CSS©...Eh, he's already on someone else's fantastical axis. We'll just leave it at that. His crazy coiffe, however, gets a 9. Damn, that's structure!
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